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A cabaret project that is unique in Germany as a humor location: Every year, the Cologne cabaret artist Robert Griess gathers three soloists around him in order to ensure that the past year is given a proper send-off as an ensemble.


Together they reckon with all the madness and nonsense of the year 2024. Current, varied and crazy! Live cabaret according to the motto “Whoever honors sacred cows is pious. Whoever slaughters sacred cows will be full.”

Served with all the ingredients you need for a hearty slaughter feast: from the sarcastic stand-up monologue to the satirical mass scene, from the socially critical song to the funny sketch, nothing is left out to get the audience going at the highest level for two hours.

Robert Griess is one of the most influential political cabaret artists we have and, according to the Kölner Stadt-Anzeiger, has “the fastest and cheekiest tongue in Cologne”. He has been organizing the Schlachtplatte since 2006.

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Dates
December 2024
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