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You feel tired? You are overwhelmed, exhausted by the world and your body is staggering through the daily madness as if on autopilot? You sometimes feel paralyzed by the concentrated stupidity that jumps out of your tablet into your face every day? Everything is going to be fine.

KEY VISUAL Simon & Jan
KEY VISUAL Simon & Jan © Michael Rüttger

You think the world could just be cleaned up by this Japanese woman, this bestselling author? And then she could do the same with you? It's already exhausting you to read this text, and if this sentence doesn't end here soon, you're out? Everything will be fine.

You're tired of watching your own species fail? You're upset that with all the challenges in the world, we still have to deal with this Nazi crap? You just want warm wool socks and to bed with your book? You're approaching 40 and thinking about going back to your parents? You're taking stock of your life and the only thing left is pancakes? Everything will be fine.

You are not alone. Simon & Jan will help you. We meet regularly in larger groups, maybe in your town. But be careful, it could be addictive. We start with the basics, slowly find our inner peace and then together we break what breaks us.

Because Simon & Jan have come to save you. With their new program they solve the problems of mankind - no more, but also no less. In doing so, the two award-winning songwriters do exactly what we know and love them for: they balance on the borderline at half past midnight through the errors and confusions of our world, yodel against untamed meat consumption and accompany our species to the last court.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to panic! Everything will be fine!

(Program in German)
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Dates
May 2023
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