WORLD PREMIERE
Looking back, I’m really glad I overestimated my abilities when jumping on the trampoline. The anaesthetic at the hospital was incredible. I was in a coma for nearly two hours, and when I woke up, the world had changed.
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Robert Alan
Suddenly, all my friends had children. Even me. But a lot of people also died during those nearly two hours I was in a coma. Or at least got themselves hurt. Johnny Cash once sang: ‘I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel’.
No idea what he meant by that, but I reckon: whatever doesn’t kill me makes me funnier. One day, my gravestone will say ‘zero to one’. Until then, look at what’s become of me. Take a look. For money. There’s also an interval.
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February 2027
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