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A Colorful Lineup of Acts

The world faces a constant stream of new challenges. For 300,000 years, human history has been a success story, but right now we feel more like an ancient cell phone without a charging cable—people are running out of steam. That’s where innovation comes in. They need fresh ideas and a workforce that’s hip, fresh, dynamic, effective, cost-efficient, and competent. And what do they have?

The federal government! That is, Friedrich Merz and Lars Klingbeil. Basically, the 21st-century versions of Dopey and Sneezy.

And so the DISTEL ensemble takes it upon themselves to tackle the pressing issues of our time. Whether it’s demographic change, globalization, special funds, high egg prices, war, recession, or a shortage of skilled workers—none of it is a problem for Nancy, Stefan, and Timo.

Guaranteed to be funnier than the federal government—and more successful for that reason alone—because one thing is guaranteed not to happen: Klöckner ringing the doorbell three times.

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Dates
September 2026
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